Saturday, November 15, 2008

Happy Happy Joy Joy

Insurers are banks, manufacturers are banks, blogs are banks, now even cities are banks!

I have a dream, that one day we can all stand together as on the day of judgment, and we can say out loud and to each other, "Truly, it is as it was written, we are all banks now!". Even the dead will rise, clothed in radiant flesh, and from their lips shall come the same glad cry, "We are all banks now!".

Then the heavens will open, and above the three mighty figures of Paulson, Bernanke, and Bush will open their mouths and out will stream dollars, gold, gems of wondrous hue and shape, and we shall all have real everlasting communion, along with deposits, loans, bonds, CDOs, and financial instruments yet undreamed of, and we shall all be banks, forever more. Hallelujah!

UPDATE: Glory be on high! Our gift cards are protected now, as are our prepaid telephone cards. Truly, bank has its privileges.
(h/t Calculated Risk)


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