More top secret hilarity
From Pensions and Investments:
The Central Intelligence Agency Retirement and Disability System could go bankrupt by the end of 2012 without an appropriation of $513.7 million, according to a request in the 2012 federal budget.That is pretty funny, but the kicker is a rib buster:
"Independent actuarial projections show the CIARDS fund going bankrupt by the end of 2012 with an unfunded liability of $6.4 billion," according to the funding request.
CIA spokesman Preston Golson declined to reveal the size of the assets or liabilities of the pension plan, or the location of the fund.(h/t The Agonist)
"The CIA cannot address your specific questions because details associated with the CIARDS budget are classified," Mr. Golson said in an e-mailed response to questions.