BREAKING!!!

MUST CREDIT BLOG SIMPLE!!!

TORTURE WORKS, EVIL DOERS WILL CONFESS THEIR CRIMES AT OPPORTUNE MOMENTS FOR THE ADMINISTRATION!!! EVEN MAKE UP NEW ONES!!!
PRESS WILL ROLL ON FLOOR, EXHIBIT BALLS AND BELLY HAIRS WHILE LICKING ADMIN'S SCROTUM!!!
HEADLINES AND PICTURES WILL IMPRESS PUBLIC!!!

WHO'S GONZALES, ME!!?!?!?!