Saturday, March 14, 2009

Bonus babies

Folks are understandably perturbed by the news that AIG is handing out huge bonuses after receiving $170bn from the Treasury and the FED.

What they, and probably you do not know, is that this money is going to deserving workers and bloggers, not bloated bankers shitting into their five figure commodes while destroying the livelihoods of hard working Americans.

Yes! 'Tis true.

I know this because we at Blog Simple have received an email assuring us that we will be among the recipients of the AIG bonuses. They (the organization that is responsible for the distribution) have asked for and received our bank info, and have assured us that a sizable deposit will be made tout de suite. Naturally, they wish to remain anonymous.

So, continue to expect and receive more hard hitting hints and loud laughs than ever before, we're now financed by Timmy Geithner, and maybe by some of you, dear readers.

1 Comments:

Blogger Pro said...

This is sick. Why in the world are we helping these companies that keep sending millions to people who do not know how to run a company? They cry yet get paid millions on the "average joes" taxes. Furthermore, I fear this is just the tip of the iceberg. Look what Enterprise rent-a-car did to get bailout funds:

http://www.butasforme.com/2009/02/25/alert-enterprise-rent-a-car-may-have-fired-employees-as-fake-evidence-when-lobbing-for-bailout-money/

3/15/2009 9:39 AM  

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