If drones could smile

President Drone, after grovelling in front of Bibi Netanyahu, but getting his ass kicked and his face bitch-slapped all the same, now tells the British Parliament that the US and Britain are indispensable to the world, evidently for eliminating the oversupply of brown people.

Britain is still probably responsible for more millions of deaths throughout its colonial career than the US, but the two certainly tower over the other pipsqueaks around such as France, Italy, Japan, and, yes, Israel.

A beautiful friendship of blood and thievery is thus celebrated by a man who was supposed to bring hope and change, but has brought only more death and destruction hiding behind a constant stream of lies.

But with a smiley face!