Fill 'er up!

To be a reporter in today's press, it is essential that one can keep a straight face. But it can't be easy when you have to report breathlessly that a suspected terror car is found with 'significant amounts of gasoline' in it.

They're trying to whip up as much hysteria as possible, back when the bullshit plot to blow up 10 airplanes was being pushed we ended up unable to carry a tube of toothpaste in our hand luggage. Maybe now we'll only be able to fill up with half a tank of gas.