Cave in!

Harry Reid, the Senate Majority Leader has excavated new ground while caving in to Democrats. Democrats were shocked. "Harry really took off in a new direction. Standing tall against your party on behalf of the Republicans is SOP, standing tall and then caving in to Democrats has really made us very uncertain about our leadership.", said one Democratic Senator who wished to remain anonymous.

Joe Lieberman, who divides his party loyalty between Republicans, Democrats and the Likud, took time off from showering John McCrazy's (R-AZ) posterior with kisses and expressed shock that things had reached this point. "If Harry Reid gives in to Democrats, I might as well endorse a Republican for President. Oh, wait..."