Friday, August 01, 2008

Convenient, ain't it

Anthrax scientist commits suicide as FBI closes in
Closes in, after seven years, that is rich!
Such good timing, but such primitive methods, 'prescription' Tylenol and codeine, yuk.
Dead men tell no tales, nor do those who settle in a court of law, Bruce Ivins has joined the great parade, while Steven Hatfill gets his $5.82 million.
God protect us from conspiracy theories, let childlike faith in our journalist heroes save us!
Yeah, it shall be wondrous, how soon it shall drift down the memory hole!


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