Enemy of the Week! II

Last weeks winner, Pakistan, looked like a shoo in for a repeat. Clinton, Petraeus, the new head of the Joint Chiefs, all trekked to Islamabad for some ritual bitch-slapping of our best friend/enemy and undoubtedly a good time was had by all, perhaps excluding the Pakistanis.

But the announcement by President Drone that all troops would be withdrawn from Iraq caused an uproar when it became known that the reason no troops were staying was because the Iraqis would not give them immunity. The nerve! Those ingrates! After all we've done for them! The chorus of recrimination was deafening, drowning out the Pakistan noise and pushing Iraq to the top of the heap.

Well done, Iraq, you are Blog Simple's Enemy of the Week! And remember, Iraq, reminded the surly Clinton, we've got troops right next door in Kuwait.