The bad and the good news

The Presidential Deficit Commission, a.k.a. The Catfood Commission released some depressing news today for the nation's seniors and seniors to be: there will be less cat food, and you will have to wait longer to get it.

But there was good news too, with the cuts to Medicare, life expectancy should decline, and the quality, if not the quantity of available cat food may increase. "We see a window for Fancy Feast being available at least once a week for our seniors.", said Erskine Bowles, co-chairman of the commission. "And after a six days of Meow Mix, that's a big quality of life improvement.", he added.